realfruitpieces:

My main goal in life is to break someone like Nicki broke Drake

(via iwasajedionce)

sorry:

Silence is golden but duct tape is silver

(via crunchier)

fivefoottwoandbulletproof:

Hand jobs and blow jobs are called jobs because they’re tedious and dicks are gross. Going down on a girl is called eating out because it’s a privilege.

(Source: cowbellguy, via psychedelic-orchids-in-her-hair)